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LiveScience listed out ten easy paths to self destruction.

1. Eat Junk
2. Smoke
3. Watch TV
4. Stress Out
5. Drink a lot
6. Drive a lot
7. Have a lot of Sex
8. Dumb down your brain
9. Ignore the doctor
10. Sacrifice sleep

If you are really considering of self destruction, I would suggest you to kill yourself a.k.a. commit suicide. Based on the above 10 ways, here are ten simple ways to commit suicide:

1. Eat Junk - Eat rotten animals as junks (preferable birds or mice)
2. Smoke - Smoke beside an oil tank
3. Watch TV - Watch “gloomy sunday” music video (if it exists)
4. Stress Out - Perhaps you can find a roommate and stressed him out, the chance of dying is higher
5. Drink a lot - Many people are having unconcious sex after drinking, perhaps you can try that at Thailand without bringing and condom
6. Drive a lot - and drive fast
7. Have a lot of Sex - with the HIV patients before you still have the ability to do so
8. Dumb down your brain - might just knock the wall with your head
9. Ignore the doctor - try mass murder the doctors in those death-penalty-allowed countries
10. Sacrifice sleep - take a lot of drugs

I guess a lot of scientists did not wait till the day to receive nobel prize as they died young.

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