Biohazard Watch Detects Alien DNA
Written by WTJ on May 25, 2008 – 11:47 am -
“Men In Black” (MIB) showed that alien might populated earth under the skin of human. How would you know the millionaire next door is not an alien? Are them friends or foes?
Tokyoflash Japan released Biohazard Watch for you to notice the presence of alien immediately. The watch will scan the surrounding life forms and showed you the Alien DNA (if there is any). If you see a hot chick flirting with you, please do not say “your place or my place” immediately. Who knows she might just be alien species who needs your sperm for breeding. But if you got selected as a breeder, you should feel proud as it’s revealed in species III that only men with good genes are selected (but your offspring will eventually die as no one has perfect gene).
The watch is a crap, and it’s really expensive ($179.29 each). It is one of the most complicated watches to read the time. The red and white double helix DNA above indicates the hours (as there are twelve bars). The blue blocks at the bottom of the watch indicate minutes. Each blue block is 5 minutes, whereas green blocks are 1 minute each. It is said that there are indicators for AM/PM and seconds (but I haven’t figure out how to read them). The funny thing is if Alien DNA is detected, it will show the percentage and the percentage of Alien DNA is actually the date. For example if 12.13% Alien DNA is detected, it means that it is December the 13th. That means the maximum Alien DNA can be determined is only 12.31%.
Would you buy this watch to complicate your life? Shipping is free though.

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