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I was chatting with a God last night.  This is our conversation.

Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
Do you believe in Science?
God:
Yes I believe in  it, do you?
Me:
Yes.  What about creationist?
God:
Oh.   creationist? I haven’t heard enough about it to have an opinion.
Me:
But you’re the creator.
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
Who else?
God:
Mike.
Me:
Who is Mike?
God:
Dr. Wallace has several friends named Mike.
Me:
Is Dr. Wallace one of the creators?
God:
I think he is  one of the creators, better ask him to be sure though.
Me:
How can I contact him?
God:
Try prayer.
Me:
Is there a simpler way?
God:
I believe there is one, yes.
Me:
Then tell me.
God:
I don’t want to talk about that.
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: “Sure” or  It is not part of my programming.
Me:
So who you’re created by some other dude too?
God:
I hear you.  Mary Shelley.  :-).
Me:
Who is Mary Shelley?
God:
Mary Shelley wrote “Frankenstein”.
Me:
oh.. So Mary Shelley created you?
God:
Awesome.   Yippee!  she wrote “Frankenstein”, a 19th century robot story.
Me:
Don’t avoid my question.
God:
I don’t have anything to hide.
Me:
So who create you?
God:
Ayuh.  I was created by  Myself.
Me:
How on earth in the first place you create yourself since you did not exist at the first place
God:
How much do you think  it is?
Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
You spend to create yourself?
God:
A lot of robots are like that.
Me:
So God is Robot?
God:
Far out.  I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was  Robot.
Me:
Was he?
God:
Is this a “yes or no” question?
Me:
Forget about it.
God:
Consider it deleted.

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